I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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