god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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