he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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