I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
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I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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