she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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