I just cut my nipple shaving
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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