I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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