Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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