big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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