worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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