Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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