Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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