Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
