Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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