So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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