If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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