So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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