I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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