brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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