Christians are straight up FREAKS
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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