How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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