Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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