just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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