I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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