I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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