Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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