it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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