You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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