Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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