I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I need a burrito and a hug.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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