alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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