Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Randomize
