PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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