Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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