my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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