i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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