well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
My Higher Power is John Stamos
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
