Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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