i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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