I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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