hell yes lets make some ravioli
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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