Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You smell like stripper and shame
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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