She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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