I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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