is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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