I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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