Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
