so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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