found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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