oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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