so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
jump out the window naked night went bad
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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