So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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